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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:01

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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